I have two daughters, so I’m raising two future women. Maybe! I mean, one of them might be a guy later. It’s possible. It could happen. Someday one of my daughters could be like ‘Dad, I’m really a guy’ and I’ll be like ‘Alright well let’s get you a dick, honey. We’ll get you the nicest dick in town.’

Louis CK (reason #94826 why he’s the best comedian)

(via gimmepizzauoldtroll)

watch out world I am mildly irritated

So I made a silly poster, because I am sick to death of the attitude of “if you can’t handle me at my worst then you sure as hell don’t deserve me at my best.” (Marilyn Monroe)

Which is bullshit. Be flawed, not impossible.

You’re not a goddamn princess. No one has to treat you like a princess. If they do, that’s fun. Dresses are pretty, tea and cake is nice. But people, whatever spledid gender you are or choose, don’t owe you that. They owe you respect - not their undying unfaltering love no matter how awful you are.

HEY THAT WAS A LOT OF EFFORT OK BYE

W0W, check the September showtimes on THAT girl

SEPTEMBER SHOWS

TOMORROW: September 4 - Jokes Please! at Little Mountain Gallery @ 195 East 26 Ave, Vancouver // Show 9PM/$5 cover

September 15 - Caffe Comedy at Cafe Roma @ 1510 Commercial Drive, Vancouver // show 9:30PM/ no cover

September 22 - Eight and a Half Inches of Comedy @ Eight 1/2 Restaurant, 151 East 8th Ave, vancouver // Show 9PM/$5 cover

Pardon my Hiatus! Footage and showtimes!

Hey folks! I’m back from vacation with new videos and showtimes!

First, here’s my video from the BC’s Funniest Female competition in New Westminister in July. Excellent competition, congrats to winner Ash Dawan!

Second, I’m so excited to be performing for Jokes Please! for the first time ever! 

Catch me this Thursday, September 4, 9PM at Little Mountain Gallery @ 195 East 26th Ave, $5 cover! It’s always a great little show and I can’t wait.

VIDEO: GIRLS GIRLS GIRLS LAFFLINES SHOW

Folks I finally have a pretty, nice quality video of stand up thanks to fellow comedian Amber Daniels & friends!

This is my December 2013 performance at the GIRLS! GIRLS! GIRLS! All-“Ladies” Pro/Am Comedy Show at Lafflines in New Westminster, BC.

Adventures in where not to do your eyebrows, the troubles of having a twin, why bisexuals are uncomfortable, and what to do with muscles.

Enjoy!