“I have two daughters, so I’m raising two future women. Maybe! I mean, one of them might be a guy later. It’s possible. It could happen. Someday one of my daughters could be like ‘Dad, I’m really a guy’ and I’ll be like ‘Alright well let’s get you a dick, honey. We’ll get you the nicest dick in town.’”
So I made a silly poster, because I am sick to death of the attitude of “if you can’t handle me at my worst then you sure as hell don’t deserve me at my best.” (Marilyn Monroe)
Which is bullshit. Be flawed, not impossible.
You’re not a goddamn princess. No one has to treat you like a princess. If they do, that’s fun. Dresses are pretty, tea and cake is nice. But people, whatever spledid gender you are or choose, don’t owe you that. They owe you respect - not their undying unfaltering love no matter how awful you are.
HEY THAT WAS A LOT OF EFFORT OK BYE
Who is the androgynous love of your life?
Ne touche pas
TOMORROW: September 4 - Jokes Please! at Little Mountain Gallery @ 195 East 26 Ave, Vancouver // Show 9PM/$5 cover
September 15 - Caffe Comedy at Cafe Roma @ 1510 Commercial Drive, Vancouver // show 9:30PM/ no cover
September 22 - Eight and a Half Inches of Comedy @ Eight 1/2 Restaurant, 151 East 8th Ave, vancouver // Show 9PM/$5 cover